I was talking to a friend the other day,
and she said something that opened my mind. She was talking about a meeting she
had gone to, and remarked that one of her colleagues there was talking to
everyone in a tone that was out of protocol. It hit me then, this thing I have
been puzzling over. The style of Le Monde.
The lead articles on politics in Le Monde, even
more than the political reporting in the New York Times, have a curious tone. I
guess it is the tone of the servant who is following the rules of protocol at
the court. In such ceremonies, as we know from countless movies, there is not
much room for maneuver. The names and titles on the list must be read out
distinctly and smoothly. They are communication of a sort, but to who? Sometimes
to the king, or the master of the revels, and sometimes to the assorted guests.
But mostly, these people know each others titles and names.
Here, communication is subsumed in pomp. It is just this surplus of information that is
the point. Just as the sorting procedure that organizes the names is the point.
The guests and the royals are not going to listen to the names and the titles:
they are listening to the tone, the music. It is the music of deference and
hierarchy.
Here’s the entry on
protocol on Brewer’s Phrase and Fable”
“Protocol (pro' t5
kol). The first rough draft or original copy of a
dispatch, which is to form the basis of a treaty; from Gr. proto-koleon, a sheet
glued to the front of a manuscript, or to the case containing it, and bearing
an abstract of the contents and purport. Also the ceremonial procedure used in
affairs of diplomacy or on state occasions.”
Protocol in the U.S. is of a more rough and
tumble variety, but in D.C. society it has definitely formed its own music, its
own inner and outer circles.
Macron, unlike other recent French Presidents,
is a highly protocol oriented boy-man. He’s been in this business since he was
weaned on the silver spoon – a much different background than, say, Sarkozy’s.
In this way, as in so many others, he is most like the despicable Giscard D’Estaing.
This comfort with protocol is something that Le Monde’s writers are ultra down
with.
Take, for instance, the big story about the
leg of Macron’s “pacification” tour in Ganges. Elsewhere in the world, on Twitter
and TV, the big story was about that antithesis of protocol, the banging pot.
The prefect of Ganges had forbidden “l’usage des instruments sonores portatifs”
– the kind of interesting detail that historians of the micro-history school
die for. In Le Monde, though,
under the headline MACRON AUGMENT LES PROFESSORS ET LES CRISPE – the kind of
nudgework that Macronites and Le Monde’s editorialists love – the first
paragraph is like unto a court announcement.
The exact number of
people in a circle about the President, who is “putting an end to the suspense”
regarding the compensation of teachers, is an almost too perfect figure of
court society and reporting. “Put an end” to whose suspense? Not really anybody’s.
Neither the fifteen people, nor the reporter, nor the reader are in suspense
over the compensation proposed, as this has long been batted around. The
professors are on edge – crisper – because the proposal is actually Sarkozy’s
work more and make more in the realm of the sadly underinvested realm of public
education. However, the subject matter here is of less importance than the style
of announcing and describing what the case is.
I am not a man on whom protocol sits very well. I like it
sometimes, but I find it boring most of the time, and I find it an absurd
approach to what is happening in France at the moment. However, day after day Le
Monde plays the role of the valet leading out the order of the dances and
putting an end to the suspense: for tonight’s fete, his highness has ordered a
waltz!
Even twitter is better
than this.
“I’m so bored. I hate my life.” - Britney Spears
Das Langweilige ist interessant geworden, weil das Interessante angefangen hat langweilig zu werden. – Thomas Mann
"Never for money/always for love" - The Talking Heads
Sunday, April 23, 2023
journalism and protocol
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