When I first started reading Emily Dickinson in high school in the 1970s, she seemed to be either a tame poet, good for holiday cards, or a morose poet of the kind satirized by Mark Twain in Huck Finn, Emmiline Grangerford, with her creepy sub-Poe fascination with funerals. She was the farthest thing from the wilder shore of Walt Whitman, I thought.
“I’m so bored. I hate my life.” - Britney Spears            
 
Das Langweilige ist interessant geworden, weil das Interessante angefangen hat langweilig zu werden. – Thomas Mann  
"Never for money/always for love" - The Talking Heads
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
My Emily Dickinson
Monday, December 28, 2020
On not wanting to be like X
There
is an attitude that is at the base of great English comedy, from Twelfth Night
to Wodehouse. It is the moment when judgment – moral or aesthetic – shifts to
the register of competition. To judge that a thing is bad is a philosophical
task, but in the novel of real life, we more often judge that a person is bad.
We more often think, that is, about how we don’t want to be or function like X,
and create a negative figure out of that moment of negative choice. Those are
the figures, in essence, that we compete with. And often, the badness of the
figure becomes stronger than the reasons we hold an act or a function to be
bad. Out of this comes snobbery and wounded dignity. The latter emerges from the
moment in which we are squeezed between the figure that represents ‘how we
don’t want to be’ and something that upsets our judgment about how we don’t
want to be. I don’t want to be a liberal academic, or a poser, or a fan of
country music, or a supporter of  Donald
Trump, etc., etc. translates into a satisfying comparison with liberal
academics, posers, fans of country music, supporters of Donald Trump, etc. At
least I am not X: This is the moral stance of the contemporary hero.
Sketching out this aspect of moral life, it points
to a problem in the way sociologists mapping out our positive identifications
as a primary property of the modern subject. That’s an idealistic stance.
Dis-identification is just as important.
It might seem like the logical endpoint of “how we
don’t want to be” is enmity. But the origin of the enemy is in combat, and
there is always something mortal about enemies. You wish your enemies dead.
Your enemies wish you dead. Whereas dis-identification is more about edging
away from people, and the horror that it wishes to avoid most is: being
surrounded by. Being surrounded by Republicans. Being surrounded by anti-war
types. Being surrounded by lefties, righties, pinkos, rednecks, yahoos,
jerkoffs, feminazis, dittoheads. Whatever. To be surrounded by cuts off the
ability to edge away. Terrifyingly, to an outsider, one can be identified with
the crowd of ‘how we don’t want to be.’
This is where English comic writers come in –
where in French literature, the thousand meannesses of everyday life are
treated as though they have a certain grandeur – think of Lisbeth’s revenge in
Cousine Bette – since the French have a genius for enmity, in English writers,
those meannesses are filtered through the comedy of wounded dignity or
snobbery, since the English genius is for edging away. Dickens, of course, is
the first writer who comes to mind.  In
lesser novelists this comes out more directly.  E.F. Benson’s Mapp novels, for instance, all
fasten delightfully on the town of Tilling, a sort of suburb for the aspiring, and
here meanness, hypocrisy, invidious comparison and snobbery are very
foundations of village life and the source of the thousand and one differences
between a general mask of amiability and a sudden and brutal dislike lurking
just below the surface, and most apt to emerge during a game of bridge. Tilling
is a town of retirees, mostly, on limited incomes, but with high social
standing. And of course it is picturesque, a tourist spot, and the perfect
place to make the most of a limited income. 
I
should say that there is another English tradition that is closer to the
French, and it extends from Ben Jonson to Evelyn Waugh. In this tradition, the
humor of edging away is treated as a weakness, and the claws are on display.
The perfect novel of this type is Waugh’s Handful of Dust, which ends,
logically, with the savaging of Dickens. Waugh’s unapologetic snobbery was
called “dark humor”, which simply means that it dispenses with the key ingredient
of English humor, the comedy of edging away, for the comedy of the brutality of
circumstances. One can’t imagine a Wodehouse novel featuring a man prisoner
sawing off the head of a prison chaplain, as happens in Decline and Fall. Or
Wodehouse giving a funerary send off, all piss Pater,  to one of that novel’s great characers, the teacher/scoundrel/pedophile,
Grimes:
“But later, thinking things over
as he ate peacefully, one by one, the oysters that had been provided as a
'relish' for his supper, Paul knew that Grimes was not dead. Lord Tangent was
dead; Mr Prendergast was dead; the time would even come for Paul Pennyfeather;
but Grimes, Paul at last realized, was of the immortals. He was a life force.
Sentenced to death in Flanders, he popped up in Wales; drowned in Wales, he
emerged in South America; engulfed in the dark mystery of Egdon Mire, he would
rise again somewhere at some time, shaking from his limbs the musty integuments
of the tomb. Surely he had followed in the Bacchic train of distant Arcady, and
played on the reeds of myth by forgotten streams, and taught the childish
satyrs the art of love? Had he not suffered unscathed the fearful dooms of all
the offended gods of all the histories—fire, brimstone and yawning earthquakes,
plague and pestilence? Had he not stood, like the Pompeian sentry, while the
Citadels of the Plain fell to ruin about his ears? Had he not, like some
grease-caked Channel-swimmer, breasted the waves of the Deluge? Had he not
moved unseen when darkness covered the waters? “ 
Sunday, December 27, 2020
song
Love come out, I said, and fight
I’ve got the gloves, I’ve learned the pace
- Honey child, I’ll uncork my right
And land you on your bitchass face.
The cutgal in my corner heart
Said, that bitch is for the taking
Follow my plan from the start
And we’ll see who’s faking. 
Straight up, take her every blow
And bury it in your body.
And by round ten she’ll start to show
She’s grown old and flabby.
The bell went off:  I
was fifteen
And then it  rang every
year or so.
Although at thirty, in between
2 lovers, I almost fell to her strongest blow
And  almost lost it to
an opened vein.
At last at forty, the strategy
Paid off. Tired, limping with pain
Love fell, leaving me on my mattress free.
I turned to bow to the cheering crowd
- but they had long left and the silence was loud. 
- Karen Chamisso
Monday, December 21, 2020
Rip John LeCarré
Saturday, December 19, 2020
A ticklish situtation: me and clever Hans
“A well regarded psychologist once wrote down the proposition:
... for the animals are not capable of smiling and laughing.” – Robert Musil,
Can a horse laugh?
When I was a kid, I was subject to a peculiar syndrome. Kids
all laugh, of course – or at least this is true in the normal course of events,
social and neurological. And I laughed, too. But unlike most of my friends, I
was sometimes truly overcome by laughter. A joke, or something that I found
funny, if nobody else did, would sometimes set off an almost epileptic series
of laughs. I would begin to choke on laughing, and then that I was laughing and
choking would itself seem funny. Soon I was panting between laughs, crying,
walking around, rolling on the floor. I could not stop myself. Every time I
did, every time I was able to make myself pause, something would happen – my parents
or my friends would say something, or I would, fatally, think something – and I’d
be off again. This didn’t happen all of the time, thank God, but it happened
enough that I got a reputation for being an easy laugher. My friends, sometimes
to target me, in a teasing way, would tell me a joke at the wrong time – like when
I was drinking milk in the school cafeteria – which would have a disastrous
effect on me. 
Over the years, I stopped having these fits of laughter –
for the most part. I have had them a few times since I got married. For
instance, last night. We were playing a dice tic tac toe game with Adam. And
arguing about rules. Games are fun, but arguing about rules is divine. I’ve
always thought, which is why few people volunteer to play games with me. Anyway,
one thing led to another and that we were arguing about the O or the X seemed
funny to me, and then funnier, and then the funniest thing that ever happened,
and I could not stop laughing. Luckily, I was not eating. This went on for five
to ten minutes, alarming my wife and delighting Adam. 
Perhaps I was laughing at the whole year. 
In the Posthumous Papers of a Living Author, Robert Musil
collected a lot of his ephemera – and Musil’s ephemera is worth the collected
works of most authors. One of the essays is about a laughter and the beast –
the beast in question being a horse. This was in the days before World War I – “since
the war, horses have stopped laughing”.  According to Musil’s biographer, Corino, in August
1913 Robert and his wife, Martha, took their honeymoon in Italy. The
countryside was very close to Rome at that date – Italy was where Europeans
from France and Germany went to enjoy a vacation from modernity, which of
course made all the Italian futurists spit. The horse in question was a workhorse
– no pony, and no battle or police horse, but a fine young beast on a fine
sunny day. Musil observes that horses, who have four “shoulders” and so four
armpits, are approximately twice as susceptible as human beings to being tickled
in these vital areas. A boy was petting the horse, “... this horse seemed to
have a particularly sensitive spot on the innerside of the shoulder, and
everytime when it was touched there, it could not keep from laughing.”
The boy, of course, decided to stroke it just there with the
grooming comb, and predictably the horse tried to get out of being tickled: it
wiggled away, and it tried to butt the boy away with i “its nose, but it was no
use. 
I recognize this tickle situation – who doesn’t? “And when
he came close to the armpit with the comb, the horse could no longer stand it:
he turned on his legs, his whole body shuddered and he drew his lips back from his
teeth, as far as he could. He acted, for several seconds, exactly as a person
does who one tickles so much that he can no longer laugh.”
The mysterious connection between the tickle and the laugh –
the pleasant torture of the whole thing – is a strong element in our natural
histories, I think. It extends from sex, with its masochistic properties,  to the whole general humor that makes up “being
happy” or “being unhappy.” 
p.s. Musil, according to Corino, was a school friend of the
psychologist Oskar Pfungst, best known for his work on “clever Hans”, a horse who
could supposedly add numbers and distinguish colors. Pfungst showed that Hans
were really just responding to unconscious signs made by his owner – which, in
my opinion, is much more impressive than adding up 2 plus 2, although it leads
only to Houyhnhnm sociability instead of accounting. 
Friday, December 18, 2020
A few kind words about pretension
Is there anything to be said for
pretension?
Simon During’s thumbnail review of
Lisa Robertson’s Baudelaire Fractal used the word pretentious, and then
semi-takes it back: “Because it’s
not only pretentious, it’s jaunty too which undercuts the abstract flim flam.” (see on Facebook)
There is nothing more damning, in
money culture, than pretension. Just as there was nothing more damning, in the
culture of the nobility, than the Pretender – claiming an inherited office to
which one has no bloodtie. Pretend comes from the Latin world for stretch – to stretch
before, to hold something out. “Stretching”, here, is cutely caught up in an
Americanism – the stretcher. To tell a stretcher is to exaggerate, or even lie.
It is a word I associate with Mark Twain – there’s a sort of unconscious
etymological narrative in Huckleberry Finn that makes the stretcher a
fundamental part of the tale, which includes a Pretender – a false claimant to
the French throne. A flim flam man. 
When examining the semantics of the
truth in ordinary language, few philosophers pause to consider stretching. As
any child knows, though, you can take a realistic representation – a picture,
say – and stretch it to make it funnier. When I was a kid, we would get silly
putty, which came in a little plastic egg, and stretch it out over a comic book
picture. Then we would peel it off and the picture would be imprinted on the
putty. And then you’d have some fun stretching it. 
Now here’s a toy for you mimesis
freaks out there. 
Pretension and stretching are bound at
the hip. Jesus, in a Wittgensteinian mood, once asked: Which of you by taking
thought can add one cubit unto his stature? The
answer, in nature, is nobody – but social stature is a different matter all
together. We frantically devise measures for that – from who has the longest
yacht to who has the most publications. Within these systems, there develops quite
a horror of stretching, which messes up ranking. And without ranking in neo-liberal
culture, what do we have?
Yet if we are ever to get anywhere as
aesthetic beings – and no matter how the money culture tries, it can’t reduce
the aesthetic completely to the price system – we have to have some stretch in
us. We have to pretend. We have to have pretensions. The critic, who also has
to have pretentions, feeds on cutting down the pretensions of others – and in
fact the critic represents our general tendency, in our small circles, to whack
away at those who get too big for themselves, who stretch – but too much whacking
and the field is bare. I immediately grow suspicious when I hear something
described as pretentious, since I know of the innumerable things that are not
pretentious that clutter our sensoriums day and night (I’m leaving, as a tip to
the pretenders, here, the “s” on sensoriums – I’m def not writing sensoria!).
And I know that there is an army out there waiting to pounce on poetry and art
and leave a big dump on it – their grumus merdae. So I grow wary around that “pretentious”
word. 
Those who never stretch will shrink in
the end, is my feeling.  Crying: I’m
melting! I’m melting!
santa monica, 2009: for leandra
Out of lunch we made a nest
The wine, the salad, 
the cigs at the end
And lined it with the bleeding rests
Of our talked down, forked over, knifed over friends
You and I, Leandra: behind you the  sea
Huffed and puffed crawled back and forth
On the beach where the pelicans pee
And the kids get their skin’s worth
Of sunlight – its so Muscle beach here.
We laughed like witches, immune, apart
From anyone’s poisonous batch of tears
From anyone’s slushy and broken heart.
-Karen Chamisso
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