“I’m so bored. I hate my life.” - Britney Spears
Das Langweilige ist interessant geworden, weil das Interessante angefangen hat langweilig zu werden. – Thomas Mann
"Never for money/always for love" - The Talking Heads
Monday, December 21, 2020
Rip John LeCarré
Saturday, December 19, 2020
A ticklish situtation: me and clever Hans
“A well regarded psychologist once wrote down the proposition:
... for the animals are not capable of smiling and laughing.” – Robert Musil,
Can a horse laugh?
When I was a kid, I was subject to a peculiar syndrome. Kids
all laugh, of course – or at least this is true in the normal course of events,
social and neurological. And I laughed, too. But unlike most of my friends, I
was sometimes truly overcome by laughter. A joke, or something that I found
funny, if nobody else did, would sometimes set off an almost epileptic series
of laughs. I would begin to choke on laughing, and then that I was laughing and
choking would itself seem funny. Soon I was panting between laughs, crying,
walking around, rolling on the floor. I could not stop myself. Every time I
did, every time I was able to make myself pause, something would happen – my parents
or my friends would say something, or I would, fatally, think something – and I’d
be off again. This didn’t happen all of the time, thank God, but it happened
enough that I got a reputation for being an easy laugher. My friends, sometimes
to target me, in a teasing way, would tell me a joke at the wrong time – like when
I was drinking milk in the school cafeteria – which would have a disastrous
effect on me.
Over the years, I stopped having these fits of laughter –
for the most part. I have had them a few times since I got married. For
instance, last night. We were playing a dice tic tac toe game with Adam. And
arguing about rules. Games are fun, but arguing about rules is divine. I’ve
always thought, which is why few people volunteer to play games with me. Anyway,
one thing led to another and that we were arguing about the O or the X seemed
funny to me, and then funnier, and then the funniest thing that ever happened,
and I could not stop laughing. Luckily, I was not eating. This went on for five
to ten minutes, alarming my wife and delighting Adam.
Perhaps I was laughing at the whole year.
In the Posthumous Papers of a Living Author, Robert Musil
collected a lot of his ephemera – and Musil’s ephemera is worth the collected
works of most authors. One of the essays is about a laughter and the beast –
the beast in question being a horse. This was in the days before World War I – “since
the war, horses have stopped laughing”. According to Musil’s biographer, Corino, in August
1913 Robert and his wife, Martha, took their honeymoon in Italy. The
countryside was very close to Rome at that date – Italy was where Europeans
from France and Germany went to enjoy a vacation from modernity, which of
course made all the Italian futurists spit. The horse in question was a workhorse
– no pony, and no battle or police horse, but a fine young beast on a fine
sunny day. Musil observes that horses, who have four “shoulders” and so four
armpits, are approximately twice as susceptible as human beings to being tickled
in these vital areas. A boy was petting the horse, “... this horse seemed to
have a particularly sensitive spot on the innerside of the shoulder, and
everytime when it was touched there, it could not keep from laughing.”
The boy, of course, decided to stroke it just there with the
grooming comb, and predictably the horse tried to get out of being tickled: it
wiggled away, and it tried to butt the boy away with i “its nose, but it was no
use.
I recognize this tickle situation – who doesn’t? “And when
he came close to the armpit with the comb, the horse could no longer stand it:
he turned on his legs, his whole body shuddered and he drew his lips back from his
teeth, as far as he could. He acted, for several seconds, exactly as a person
does who one tickles so much that he can no longer laugh.”
The mysterious connection between the tickle and the laugh –
the pleasant torture of the whole thing – is a strong element in our natural
histories, I think. It extends from sex, with its masochistic properties, to the whole general humor that makes up “being
happy” or “being unhappy.”
p.s. Musil, according to Corino, was a school friend of the
psychologist Oskar Pfungst, best known for his work on “clever Hans”, a horse who
could supposedly add numbers and distinguish colors. Pfungst showed that Hans
were really just responding to unconscious signs made by his owner – which, in
my opinion, is much more impressive than adding up 2 plus 2, although it leads
only to Houyhnhnm sociability instead of accounting.
Friday, December 18, 2020
A few kind words about pretension
Is there anything to be said for
pretension?
Simon During’s thumbnail review of
Lisa Robertson’s Baudelaire Fractal used the word pretentious, and then
semi-takes it back: “Because it’s
not only pretentious, it’s jaunty too which undercuts the abstract flim flam.” (see on Facebook)
There is nothing more damning, in
money culture, than pretension. Just as there was nothing more damning, in the
culture of the nobility, than the Pretender – claiming an inherited office to
which one has no bloodtie. Pretend comes from the Latin world for stretch – to stretch
before, to hold something out. “Stretching”, here, is cutely caught up in an
Americanism – the stretcher. To tell a stretcher is to exaggerate, or even lie.
It is a word I associate with Mark Twain – there’s a sort of unconscious
etymological narrative in Huckleberry Finn that makes the stretcher a
fundamental part of the tale, which includes a Pretender – a false claimant to
the French throne. A flim flam man.
When examining the semantics of the
truth in ordinary language, few philosophers pause to consider stretching. As
any child knows, though, you can take a realistic representation – a picture,
say – and stretch it to make it funnier. When I was a kid, we would get silly
putty, which came in a little plastic egg, and stretch it out over a comic book
picture. Then we would peel it off and the picture would be imprinted on the
putty. And then you’d have some fun stretching it.
Now here’s a toy for you mimesis
freaks out there.
Pretension and stretching are bound at
the hip. Jesus, in a Wittgensteinian mood, once asked: Which of you by taking
thought can add one cubit unto his stature? The
answer, in nature, is nobody – but social stature is a different matter all
together. We frantically devise measures for that – from who has the longest
yacht to who has the most publications. Within these systems, there develops quite
a horror of stretching, which messes up ranking. And without ranking in neo-liberal
culture, what do we have?
Yet if we are ever to get anywhere as
aesthetic beings – and no matter how the money culture tries, it can’t reduce
the aesthetic completely to the price system – we have to have some stretch in
us. We have to pretend. We have to have pretensions. The critic, who also has
to have pretentions, feeds on cutting down the pretensions of others – and in
fact the critic represents our general tendency, in our small circles, to whack
away at those who get too big for themselves, who stretch – but too much whacking
and the field is bare. I immediately grow suspicious when I hear something
described as pretentious, since I know of the innumerable things that are not
pretentious that clutter our sensoriums day and night (I’m leaving, as a tip to
the pretenders, here, the “s” on sensoriums – I’m def not writing sensoria!).
And I know that there is an army out there waiting to pounce on poetry and art
and leave a big dump on it – their grumus merdae. So I grow wary around that “pretentious”
word.
Those who never stretch will shrink in
the end, is my feeling. Crying: I’m
melting! I’m melting!
santa monica, 2009: for leandra
Out of lunch we made a nest
The wine, the salad,
the cigs at the end
And lined it with the bleeding rests
Of our talked down, forked over, knifed over friends
You and I, Leandra: behind you the sea
Huffed and puffed crawled back and forth
On the beach where the pelicans pee
And the kids get their skin’s worth
Of sunlight – its so Muscle beach here.
We laughed like witches, immune, apart
From anyone’s poisonous batch of tears
From anyone’s slushy and broken heart.
-Karen Chamisso
Wednesday, December 16, 2020
Letter from Paris
This plague winter, I walk out into the streets of Paris under the semi-permanent concrete of clouds, my mask in place, my glasses steaming up from my warm breath, and I distinctly feel, under my feet, something slippery, something creaking. There’s something precarious, something about the sidewalks, the spotty traffic, the masked pedestrians that have a slightly demoralized look. The closed up windows of the restaurants, the yawning awnings of the cafes, all the sidewalk tables gone, the measured influx of customers in the shops that are open, shops sporting, as jauntily as they can, the marks of the Christmas season – reminiscent not so much of the usual commercial bacchanal as of a retirement home stirring up the ashes of nostalgia. Something. Paris reminds me right now of some scarred old dreadnought heading out into cold and enemy infested seas. This is all my illusion, but illusion with a respectable geneology – for one of the staples of modernity is the image of Paris in ruins, another capital city undone: Ninevah, Jerusalem, Rome. There’s a fine line in French literature, going back to the some of the minor writers of the Enlightenment, like Mercier and Volney, who dreamed this dream. Giovanni Macchia, the great Italian scholar, wrote a book about it, Paris en ruines, which, in the French translation, was prefaced by Italo Calvino – a connoisseur of cities, visible and invisible, and an inveterate refugee in Paris. Calvino’s essay is very much part of its time – I believe the late eighties – casting its eye over the changes wrought in Paris by the great commandatore of the seventies, Pompidou and Giscard d’Estaing, symbolized by the Beaubourg, on the one hand, and the destruction of Les Halles, on the other. Speaking of the radical writers who subjected Paris to their scrutiny, like Zola, Calvino unleashed this fine parenthetical remark: “and it is not by chance, we can add, for even in May 1968 the barricades were given birth like an evocation of the topography of the old districts, the same as for the revolutions of 1830 and 1848, which confirms how much the mythological and archaeological element is inseparable from the idea of revolution.”
The barricades haven’t risen up this year, in response to the
Macron government’s massive incompetence. We have, recently, had cars burned,
and policemen doing their usual job of beating random innocents. The revolt of
the base level of the French population, the gilets jaunes, has been put on
hold. Even when it was going at full throttle in 2019, there was not much
barricade action, just a little graffiti, broken glass and some bits chiseled
off the Arc de Triomphe, truly horrifying the bien-pensants: is this the way we
treat the cash cows of tourism?
If we were superstitious, or sensitive readers of signs, like
the medievals, we would have been more alarmed by 2019’s omens. Not just the
post-modern jacquerie – for didn’t the cathedral itself, Notre Dame, burn? What
was this a sign of? It seems, now, so utterly appropriate. You can walk across
the Pont Saint Louis and get a hinder glance of the old thing, all its charred
flying buttresses and exposed gargoyles – the passer-by’s instinctive gaze
upward is greeted by what any sensible person up until 1700 would see as an
indictment of the social order.
Ah, there it is again: the creaking.
Sometimes, I wake up at 3 or 4 in the morning. And I swear I
hear something.
Moi qui tremblais, sentant geindre à cinquante lieues
Le rut des Béhémots et les Maelstroms épais,
Fileur éternel des immobilités bleues,
Je regrette l’Europe aux anciens parapets !
Monday, December 14, 2020
Kant on boredom and play - a note for the late capitalist peon
“... men demand activities, even such that include a certain element of coercion mixed in them. Just as false is the idea that if Adam and Eve had remained in Paradise, they would have done nothing but sat together and sung arcadian songs and observed the beauty of nature. Boredom would certainly have martyred them as well as it does other men in similar positions.” - Immanuel Kant's The Metaphysics of Morals, my translation
Boredom in the Metaphysics of Morals appears as a theme and a term (Langeweile)
in the context of ‘play’ – and notably, playing cards.
In a more extended consideration of the sources of playing in the lectures
collected in the Philosophical Anthropology
essays, Kant elaborates on the hookup of
Eden, work, play, and boredom – for it turns out that, in circumstances where
our needs are abundantly satisfied, boredom comes into play as the motive
pushing us to work or to certain forms of play. It complicates an old equation
that posits lack, or need, as the driver of work, or productivity – since boredom
is not the same kind of lack as other lacks. What it is, however, is hard to
say. “Boredom is the quintessence of unnamable pain.”
The importance of boredom in universal history has never been truly qualifed, since
the topic seems to lead, by a neurotic defensive gesture, to moral shamemaking.
Kant makes a good effort, though, to cast off the bourgeois shackles and
examine the phenomenon coldly, beginning with a cultural universal that reaches
all the way into the Canadian wilderness:
“The passion for play [zum Spielem – gambling is implied] is met with in every
nation, even the Canadian savages like to play, while Chinese are given over to
play to the point of mania, so that they bring their wives and children and
even themselves into slavery through play. The interests [stakes] in play serve
to enliven it and contain therefore such great charms that it constitutes the
pastime for most of our society. The cause is that fear and hope continually
change places in play…” [257]
The reasonable man, for Kant, then, plays with that alteration of fortunes in
mind. Underneath this reflection, one hears the cracking and downfall of a long
humanistic ideal – that of the good life as constructed in the classic
tradition. It is not to mediation that the ideal subject, satisfied in all of
his needs, turns – but to a flight from boredom. Play, gambling, is a way to
make life adventurous again.
“A rational man, who sets down to play, can not have gain as his intent
[Absicht], but he must believe, that he at least in the end must be paid for
his stakes. Therefore his intention must be something else other than gain.
During the play his intention is, of course, only to win, but he did not
undertake participation in the game to do so. Here it is a purely a question of
hope and fear, that are fundamentally vain; but one is distracted during these
circumstances, and has distracted oneself from the one that one calls boredom.
Such an evil, which is what boredom is, one commonly doesn’t know how to name,
nor what countervailing means to apply to it. This evil of boredom springs out
of the lack of activity.” [258]
The division between the game as a whole – which is played for the sake of
being played – and the different moments of the game, the hands – which are
played to be won – gives us, then, an activity that isn’t ‘serious’ – and yet
one that fools boredom, playing its own game in the margins.
The boredom motif is oddly untouched by those
economists looking at the hyper-financialization of late capitalism, where the
incentives are all supposed to be about gain, or, for those on the left, about
power. How much of a role does boredom play in the financial markets? Myself, I
think boredom is the shadow side of speculation. We are prisoners of the
boredom of the rich, we who are playing our games far below theirs.
Saturday, December 12, 2020
Ressentiment
Every social order creates victims. Consequently, every social order has to deal with victims. And victims have to deal with the social order – if they survive.
2.
Tact – or Takt in German – goes back to the Latin word tangere, touch. The OED traces the “figurative” sense of “discrimination” back to touch as well, a “keen faculty of perception” given by the fingers, which in turn gives us, as well, a sense for what is fitting and proper. The OED leads us to that moment in the eighteenth century where, under the Shaftesbury-ian impulse, aesthetics is conflated with taste. Fingers, the tongue, the skin, with this we release the flavors of the world, we stroke, we feel in the dark. The blind man in Diderot’s Letters on the Blind could read the world by its wrinkles and cracks. By this we are guided.
By
these senses, too, the torturer is guided. Our touch, our skin, our sensual
discriminations, by these things he gains access to our pain, to that loss of
self and self worth that comes with the administration of pangs, of beatings,
of cutting, of humiliations. The tortured find that they can’t bear it.
My objection stems, in fact, from Améry’s insight into the heart of ressentiment – its struggle against “natural time”. For Améry, the struggle is about reversing time and its effects, not in order to produce some alternative past in which one assassinates Hitler or prevents the disaster of 1933, but, rather, to produce a permanent state of revulsion against the horror of the Camps, one that perfectly reproduces the first effect of the horror: permanently wounding time. This seems to me consistent, as well, with the ideology, the emotional style, of the “victors”. They do not cynically evoke wounds that they do not feel – they, instead, feel them, according to all historical evidence. The idea that ressentiment does not have to be the only emotional source of authentic morality – that instead revolution itself, the slave’s revolt, can be that source – is put to one side by Améry as an ultimately non-serious dream, even an insult to the tortured.
“But what an extravagant
daydream I have let myself fall into! I Didn’t I see passengers at the train station
in 1945 turn pale in anger in the face of the piled up corpses of my comrades and
turn threateningly on our and their torturers?
Didn’t I see, thanks to my ressentiment
and, through the effect of its traces, thanks to the German cleansing, time
turn backwards? Wasn’t it a German man
who seized the shovel, that instrument of beating, from the SS man Wajs? Didn’t
a German woman come forward and and car for the wounds of those who were
tortured, broken and crazed? What didn’t I see in the unrestrained past, in the
past turned backwards into the future, the forever overcome past!
Nothing
of the sort happened, I know, in spite of all the honorable efforts of the German
intellectuals, who really wanted in the end to be what the others held them to
be: rootless. All intelligible signs indicate, that natural time will refuse
the demands of our ressentiment and will
finally extinguish it. The great revolution? Germany will not make up for it,
and our resentment will come up empty.“
This is a powerful indictment. And yet, it doesn’t lead to any act of further solidarity. If ressentiment were really the emotional source of the slave revolt, shouldn’t that morality recognize other victims? It is here where I would like to lack tact as a reader. For it seems that out of the moral uniqueness of victimhood, its hell, Améry wants to preserve the uniqueness of the concentration camps, of the perpetrators. He does not want to share with colonial peoples, or the Armenians, or anybody, the status of the ultimate victim – for this would take away the moral uniqueness of his victimhood, would force him to share the pain he has shored for himself and his comrades alone. This would lead him out of the unique opposition between German culture and German barbarism that is one of the motifs of the new liberal order, the way in which the slogan “never again” reduced to - never the Germans again.
“But the particularity of a highly civilized people with reliable organizations and almost scientific precision achieving the murder of millions will become regrettable, and even come to be found in no ways unique, proximate to the murdering expulsion of the Armenians by the Turks or the horrifying violence of the French colonial forces. Everything will be buried in a summary “century of Barbarism”. As we, incorrigibly refusing to learn, unreconcilable, historically hostile reactionaries in the literal sense, stand there, the victims, as survivors we will all finally seem to represent merely the cost of doing business.”
'Once upon a time there was a peasant woman and a very wicked woman she was. And she died and did not leave a single good deed behind. The devils caught her and plunged her into the lake of fire. So her guardian angel stood and wondered what good deed of hers he could remember to tell to God; ‘She once pulled up an onion in her garden,’ said he, ‘and gave it to a beggar woman.’ And God answered: ‘You take that onion then, hold it out to her in the lake, and let her take hold and be pulled out. And if you can pull her out of the lake, let her come to Paradise, but if the onion breaks, then the woman must stay where she is.’ The angel ran to the woman and held out the onion to her. ‘Come,’ said he, ‘catch hold and I'll pull you out.’ And he began cautiously pulling her out. He had just pulled her right out, when the other sinners in the lake, seeing how she was being drawn out, began catching hold of her so as to be pulled out with her. But she was a very wicked woman and she began kicking them. ‘I'm to be pulled out, not you. It's my onion, not yours.’ As soon as she said that, the onion broke. And the woman fell into the lake and she is burning there to this day."
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