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God will bless the porn stars And Blake’s chimney sweeps, equally “all the lonely people” Crying weep weep even creepily If we are not loved above Not even by a fiction Is there any use in standing straight Or correcting your diction? Or should I let the blood flow down my paddling paws Smothered in a chimney flue Or spastic in somebody else’s claws

Everything in the newspapers for the last year, or decade, or two decades, has been like a course in parables for dummies. And the beat goes on. So yesterday, a rich actress gets caught in a scheme to get her daughter into USC not through the old fashioned cheating way – donating to USC massively – but through the cheap way, faking her rowing credentials and bribing rowing coaches there to the tune of 500,000 smackers. Attention turned to the daughter, who is labeled – universally – a teen influencer. She runs an Instagram account among other things where she commoditizes every stubbed toe – bandaids from @amazon! She is outspoken on her account, writing things like:   “I don’t know how much of school I’m going to attend … I don’t really care about school, as you guys all know.” A prize student like that gets the extra treatment. On the day the Feds pulled the plug on her mom, she was off vacationing on the yacht of a billionaire named Rick Caruso – who just happens to be on the US