One of Raymond Queneau’s novels, St. Glinglin, begins with a
sentence that for some reason has burned itself into my memory: «Drôle de vie,
la vie de poisson”. Actually, like all memory burns, this one turns out to be a
little lost in space. I repeated it to A., yesterday, as we were walking around
the maze of the Long Beach aquarium, but attributed it to Zazie dans le metro.
And, in a final parapraxial slip, I claimed that the sentence went
Droledevieviedepoisson, one word, when actually Zazie does begin with one word,
“Doukipudonktan”, who is that stinker, which Queneau takes from the
Finneganwakesese of everyday French.
The sentence about fish signals, in Queneau, that we are
again working with a sort of loose cannon of a personage, a perpetual grad
student who has gone down a side route that has nothing to do with the money he’s
been granted to pursue his studies: studies in literature, not aquarium.
The Gathmanns are ferocious aficionados of aquarium, in all
its aspects. Indeed, we are, as a family, agreed that the fish does have a Drôle
de vie – a life of color, grubbing in the sand, nipping each other’s fins, some
peakishness (Proust’s neurasthenia has nothing on that of certain tropical
fish), and complex relationships with each other founded on a seeming
indifference best captured in that sequence in The Meaning of Life where the
fish all greet each other like London bank employees on the tube. To support that lifestyle, certain Gathmann’s
maintain big aquariums, and have even dabbled in the esoteric arts of salt
water. When the Gathmanns as a group go to any big burg, one of the first
things they check out is whether the burg hosts an aquarium.
Myself, until recently, I was a dissenter. The idea of
laying down the hard earned ready to see a buncha fins struck me as a waste of spondoolees.
But all my snobbish distinctions have
tottered and fallen since Adam was born. To have a four and a half year old is
to realize that one’s personal canon must be constantly revised, i.e.
bulldozed, to let in such things as Peep
and the Big Wide world, and that there is much to be said for the archetype of
the Joker and knock knock jokes. Adam has been in love with sharks for some
time, but it only recently hit me that sharks are, to Adam’s age group, what
dolphins were to my childhood – the fashionable sea creatures. The stock price
of dolphins has gone the way of the stock price of Sears and Roebuck, which
makes me sad. On the other hand, I love it that Adam’s generation is all about
saving sharks. In fact, I do remember happy hours playing sharks when I was a boy.
There was a foldout of shark species from National Geographic that I can
remember in detail, although as pointed out, first graf, my memory is not what
I remember it to have been. All of which is to say that, according to all accounts, a good place to get
up close and personal with sharks was this Long Beach aquarium. And Sea world
is both more expensive and probably, for someone who cares even the slightest
for animals, not the best choice. So off we went on a staycation jaunt.
I’d def recommend the place. It is not, like most joints
that draw in kids, a depressing money suck. The exhibits are gorgeous, sorted
according to ecological region. There are hammerhead sharks, or a species of
them – there are about 30 species. There are the cutest Rays or Skates in the
child petting pools. The personnel are relaxed Cali types. The message of be
good to the environment is good for the future environment, that U.S. of 2030
when Trumpism is remembered in Museums of Shame, and racism is actually called
racism, rather than “alt-right”, in newspapers. Of course, it will also be the
U.S. trying to figure out what to do with refugees from Arizona as the
temperature there climbs to 160 F. There was a special exhibit on tropical frogs,
with a lot of plant life and frogs that you have to find among the leafage,
since tropical frogs like to hide. There was a great octopus, and I do love
octopus – I love them in nature and I love them with a little salt and pepper,
oil and vinegar. There was an area of the aquarium with seats and tables and
nothing else – evidently, the place had actually been designed for parents with
kids, because the one thing you long for after a while is a place just to rest
andyou’re your kids play with the toys you bought them at the gift shop.
Overall, I’d rate the experience as brilliant. It made me love Long Beach for
more than the fact that it is one of the few cities in America with a park named for a communist: Harry Bridges, who made
the longshoreman’s union a model of exploiting the exploiters.