In this week’s London Review of Books, by a happy
juxtaposition, there is a review, by Thomas Powers, of two books on Joseph
Heller, and a review, by Andrew Cockburn, of Obama’s drone wars.
That America spent 2.59 trillion dollars on the military
over the last five years, and that the Obama administration, which has long
signaled its desire to get tough and cut America’s entitlements (medicare,
social security, etc.), proposes that we spend 2.725 trillion dollars on the
military over the next five years, exactly defines the place of liberalism in
American politics – as a zero. The zero is a crucial number. Perhaps the most
crucial number. The zero promises that anything can be quantified, including
nothing at all. Similarly, that post-Vietnam liberalism has exerted exactly
zero degree of power over American foreign and domestic policy, yet hold the
system together by providing a convenient domestic enemy, whose peacemongering
and welfare-for-all attitudes can be triumphed over again and again by progressive
pundits and policymakers who live “in the real world.” The liberals are the
dummies in the elaborate American “kill chain” – a felicitous phrase uttered by
the hero of Cockburn’s piece, one former Lieutenant General, David Deptula
(who, in a glorious swoosh of the revolving door, is now the chief executive of
MAV 6, a “provider of enhanced situational understanding of battlefields”.) MAV
6, we are told, is proud to have recently landed a contract with the Pentagon
(for a paltry initial 211 million dollars) to develop “Blue Devil Block 2”, a
350 foot long unmanned aircraft – because if liberty stands for anything, it
stands for offshoring the kill chain to unmanned and highly expensive drones.
Those drones, in turn, have proven themselves to be very successful machines –
although not on the battlefield. In the warzone, the drones are crap, and all
the stats show they actually worsen hostility situations, raise the rate of
guerilla attacks, and in general create counter-productive havoc. No, the zone
in which these drones have proven, without doubt, to be the world’s best weapon
is in D.C., where selling drone projects to the Federal piggy bank has raised
housing prices (as well as the price of a decent private school) for thousands
of employees of the war system, who profit from every scheme swallowed by the
Obama Pentagon. This is a kill chain to die for!… As so many human products do
in Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq, Yemen, Pakistan and other exotic places.
Cockburn’s journalistic trick of tying the Bush-Obama
klepto-krieg to the irresistible rise of David Deptula is, perhaps, a bit
unfair, but it is good fun. Deptula is always in the background, it seems, when
money is shifting to one defense industry vehicle or another, automatizing the
hell out of the battlefield. And this, for those who know their Catch – 22,
throws us back on one of the prophetic figures in that book: Milo Minderbinder.
Milo is the man in Yossarian’s unit who sees the war as what it is – a market
interspersed by firefights – and relentlessly privatizes the unit’s supplies,
trading them in an increasingly bizarre bizarre for other commodities. The
bombing in Catch-22 – irrational and relentless – is the binary partner to
Milo’s all too rational quest for profit. The two sides converge in what Tom
Powers calls Catch-22’s central scene – the death of Snowden. Snowden, who is
the flattest of flat characters – we just know that he is young, perhaps a
teenager, and that he is a tailgunner – is hit by flak when Yossarian’s plane
is on a bombing mission. Yossarian proceeds back through the fuselage to patch
him up. He finds that Snowden has a large wound on his thigh, the size of a
football. Snowden is conscious and keeps telling Yossarian he is cold. So
Yossarian opens the first aid kit: “The twelve syrettes of morphine had been
stolen from the case and replaced by a cleanly lettered note that said: ‘What’s
good for M. and M. enterprises is good for the country. Milo Minderbinder.”
As it turns out, Snowden wouldn’t have been helped anyway. In
a scene that is probably being correlated in Afghanistan even as I type this,
deep in the comfort of the war on terror cocoon, Yossarian finds that repairing
the leg wound hasn’t helped: “Yossarian bent forward to peer and saw a
strangely colored stain seeping through the coveralls just above the armhole of
Snowden’s flak jacket. Yossarian felt
his heart stop, then pound so violently he found it difficult to breathe.
Snowden was wounded inside his flak suit. Yosarian ripped open the snaps of
Snowden’s flak suit and heard himself scream wildly as Snowden’s insides
slithered to the floor in a soggy pile and just kept dripping out.”
And the
beat goes on. Kill chains – every link is lovingly handcrafted by the men you can trust! Be a realistic, and remember - dronification is a small price to pay for the liberty we all enjoy so much.
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