tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post2588567338656753816..comments2024-03-28T08:37:58.136+01:00Comments on Limited, Inc.: Did Noah know about simple suspended animation techniques?Roger Gathmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11257400843748041639noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-41130872772137576562010-02-28T21:08:29.007+01:002010-02-28T21:08:29.007+01:00Noah didn't take insects on the ark. He took ...Noah didn't take insects on the ark. He took animals. Insects were created as plagues.Shebshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02828379875116962012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-54364461536176430892007-04-05T00:41:00.000+02:002007-04-05T00:41:00.000+02:00These responses are heartening! Who says bible bas...These responses are heartening! Who says bible based natural science is a dead end! I believe even now scientists from the Holy Temple College are working on a stunning disproof of the global warming thesis by showing that it conflicts with Revelations - which should satisfy any patriotic American.Roger Gathmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11257400843748041639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-51022773696930110612007-04-04T21:45:00.000+02:002007-04-04T21:45:00.000+02:00"Some have objected that two army ants eating a 50..."Some have objected that two army ants eating a 5000 ton t. rex would have to ear 12 pounds of flesh per minute to finish the creature off in the 40 day period."<BR/><BR/>Those objectioners are either ignorant or being wilfully obtuse - there exist 18 different genera of army ants and Noah would, of course, have had a pair of each on board. Thus, each would have only had to consume a mere two thirds of a pound of dinosaur flesh a minute.<BR/><BR/>Geez, it's not rocket science!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-70522362452632310732007-04-04T17:46:00.000+02:002007-04-04T17:46:00.000+02:00Mr. LPThanks! I think we are all contributing to t...Mr. LP<BR/>Thanks! I think we are all contributing to that day when some homeschooled, sullen boy dyes his hair jet black, packs his secret marilyn manson cds, runs away from home and starts the next exciting chapter of deathmetal.<BR/>- rogerAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-7907469101509386932007-04-04T08:20:00.000+02:002007-04-04T08:20:00.000+02:00Satisfying as the "going to Hell" conclusion may b...Satisfying as the "going to Hell" conclusion may be, it is of little avail in converting the militantly heathen. Fortunately, I am making promising strides in my experiment to accurately recreate the antediluvial habitat of the army ant, which I believe contained "spiritual earths" (this is a term of art which it would be time-consuming to explicate) that accelerated their metabolisms to the level of tiny dinosaur Cuisinarts. My neighbor is graciously donating several hogs to the project (although in the actual antediluvium they would of course have fed on the remains of deceased nephilim).Rodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13049576082482175075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-48482835148190631862007-04-03T20:09:00.000+02:002007-04-03T20:09:00.000+02:00Marius, this is actually more proof for the Kroege...Marius, this is actually more proof for the Kroeger and Swiboda thesis. You see, a tyrannisaurus rex was a fearsome beast. It is estimated that ten men equipped with ten elephant guns shooting a bullet a minute would take ... well, a heckova long time to put one of those babies down!<BR/><BR/>Unfortunately for our T.Rex friend, the suspended animation worked better on him than on our old friend, the army ant and various other myrmidons. Sometimes they would be roused - especially by one of those 400 foot waves that slopped over the ark. And nothing is hungrier than a sleepy ant! So they would chomp away at whatever looked good, thus reducing the sleeping t. rex to a skeleton. Mr. Noah of course was extemely angry when he found out, but what could he do - to feed the four million kinds in the ark, he and his family had to put in 20 hour days. No wonder that, when he put into port, he tied one on!<BR/><BR/>Some have objected that two army ants eating a 5000 ton t. rex would have to ear 12 pounds of flesh per minute to finish the creature off in the 40 day period. But, as Kroeger and Swiboda have helpfully pointed out, those critics are going to hell.Roger Gathmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11257400843748041639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-43894778868211848332007-04-03T16:21:00.000+02:002007-04-03T16:21:00.000+02:00Your theory is fascinating but I still subscribe t...Your theory is fascinating but I still subscribe to the theory that Noah did not bring any food for the animals nor prevent them from eating each other. That's how the dinosaurs, unicorns, woolly mammoths and dragons became extinct - they were eaten by the tapirs, coatis and kangaroos.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-17263639859852978672007-04-03T07:40:00.000+02:002007-04-03T07:40:00.000+02:00Roger, these are very special consumers. I won't s...Roger, these are very special consumers. I won't see them ill treated. They pay top dollar for some of my more unusual stock, the descriptions of which make the very fabric of the internets blush guiltily. There are not many people who eagerly pursue their operant conditioning as a matter of moral virtue, and fewer still who can turn morality into something that's nearly as obscene -- and quite frankly disgusting, in some cases -- as the stock I carry. They've worked <B>hard</B> to be what they are. So please don't scare them.Arkadyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05838423612315386095noreply@blogger.com