tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post115810686900475259..comments2024-03-28T08:37:58.136+01:00Comments on Limited, Inc.: introducing the LI sockpuppetRoger Gathmannhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11257400843748041639noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-1158171496428660232006-09-13T20:18:00.000+02:002006-09-13T20:18:00.000+02:00Damn, I’m sorry VD!I was there at the brainstormin...Damn, I’m sorry VD!<BR/><BR/>I was there at the brainstorming session when you said we had to synergize the package on a whole new level.<BR/><BR/>And somebody said that insta-satisfaction-wise, we were way behind the eight ball<BR/><BR/>And somebody else said, always remember insta-satisfaction leads to insta-brand-stickiness, eight ball wise.<BR/><BR/>And somebody else said, remember the three Is: innovate, innovate, innovate.<BR/><BR/>But just then- you won’t believe this – just then, a heavenly chorus spoke to me.<BR/>And this is what they said: <BR/><BR/>“Well, it's on'n'n'on'n'on on'n'on,<BR/>The beat don't stop until the break of dawn.<BR/>I said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G with a double E,<BR/>I said I go by the unforgettable name<BR/>Of the man they call the Master Gee.<BR/>Well, my name is known all over the world<BR/>By all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls.<BR/>I'm goin' down in history<BR/>As the baddest rapper there ever could be.<BR/>Now I'm feelin' the highs and you're feelin' the lows,<BR/>The beat starts gettin' into your toes<BR/>You start poppin' your fingers and stompin' your feet<BR/>And movin' your body while while you're sitting in your seat<BR/>And then damn! Ya start doin' the freak, I said<BR/>Damn! Right outta your seat<BR/>Then you throw your hands high in the air,<BR/>Ya rockin' to the rhythm, shake your derriere<BR/>Ya rockin' to the beat without a care,<BR/>With the sureshot MCs for the affair."<BR/><BR/>I think what God is trying to tell me, follow your star-wise, is like: Be a man! design your own sock puppet! and mega-stickiness will follow you.Roger Gathmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11257400843748041639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-1158171196369488202006-09-13T20:13:00.000+02:002006-09-13T20:13:00.000+02:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Roger Gathmannhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11257400843748041639noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3077210.post-1158164816984997232006-09-13T18:26:00.000+02:002006-09-13T18:26:00.000+02:00We can't believe you hired a sockpuppet without co...We can't believe you hired a sockpuppet without consulting us! You'll dilute your brand, and after all the careful work we've done, not to mention the cocaine we were forced to snort on your behalf.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com